krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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Sammy tagged it as: mE,

kokodokoko:

just because i don’t follow u back doesn’t mean i think u have a shitty blog. you might just have posts/fandoms/stuff i don’t really want on my dash. and hey, that’s fine. it’s YOUR tumblr you’re here for you and that’s goodgreatawesome

but please don’t think me not following you back means i hate u 5ever and that u can never inbox me or reply to my posts or follow me on twitter or something b/c that is not what it means at all

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spirited away is about rescuing your idiot parents from pig hell, a trial we must all face while growing up

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Sammy tagged it as: OMG,

teruterukin:

mm yes just shove a pan RIGHT UP MY ASS

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Sammy tagged it as: OMFG, comic,

werey0uh0nestwithy0urself:

aminaabramovic:

I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

bitch soul sold 15 hours ago - 343152 demons killedjerk
Sammy tagged it as: wall,

cpwiser10:

littledemon7:

perks-of-being-chinese:

these are like some of my favorite posts from tumblr dot com

you can find the other parts here :)

It’s not honey, it’s hairgel

I fucking swear if you do this here

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Sammy tagged it as: text,

theinstiitute:

part 2 bc i cannot be stopped

(part 1)

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Sammy tagged it as: FAVE, the mortal instruments,

insp[x]

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Sammy tagged it as: the mortal instruments,

waakeme-up:

at 5am you either feel like you can rule the world or like you’ve just been run over by a truck there is no inbetween

Jesus

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Sammy tagged it as: accurate,

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

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Sammy tagged it as: ME,
"

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

"


-Robin Williams (via seyttan)
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Sammy tagged it as: quotes,

ghoularmin:

enerjaeger:

enerjaeger:

one time in an interview Zac Efron said that he loved death note and idk if he was just saying that bc the interviewer mentioned it or what but the point is Zac Efron may be a closet weeb

also this

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does this look like a coincidence to  you?

bitch soul sold 21 hours ago - 59073 demons killedjerk
Sammy tagged it as: omfg,

true as fuck zodiac

aries: lovable but still a lil bitch

taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time

gemini: crayola as fuck

cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit

leo: cutest ever

virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit

libra: weird as hell omg

scorpio: probably satan

sagittarius: cute and very sweet

capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices

aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them

pisces: even more crayola than gemini

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Sammy tagged it as: me,

wunderscheisse:

rambutt:

heyitspj:

“Equius is so weird!” said the Homestuck fan as the troll who has the strength to put someone through a steel wall does nothing but protect his moirail and provide a pair of legs for a lowblood cripple and a new arm for the meanest troll of all and spends the entire story trying to protect everyone and doesn’t hurt a fly.

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